I wish I had the flare of writing like Bhola, the clarity of thought like pauli, command over english like sharma, way with words like daddu, enthusiasm like shelly, spirit like Jaat, smartness like chadha, kapil's sense of humor, sahablal's patience and fayaz's energy...
Well on second thought why do I need all this when you guys are around.
Its 10 in the morning, new build hasn't come yet and I feel like looking really busy staring at my screen, so i thought why not jot down some thoughts about all the dogs in our group. After all we all love to read about ourselves. Remember the cynosure epidemic, which sharma identified... in himself and then we all showed signs of it... trust me it still persists.
Its weird, just at this very moment, when I was writing this, rana pinged me and just then I realized I forgot one guy. The jaat gods are always there helping these jaats, giving us hints of what the ultimate truth is, but I choose to sit in denial on this.
Dear rana, how can we forget it/him. The kid would make tea for us.... anytime of the night, get daru for us ...anytime of the night and would get into daddu's bed.... anytime of the night , no wonder daddu gets sad talking about him . he is missing the tea.
I just had a lightening thought and figued out the person with the highest degree of haraminess.....our dear sharma, hamara bhagwaan. This conclusion has an explanation.
Yeh to sabb maante hain .. jitna haramipana bhagwaan karr sakta hai.. woh koi bhi nahi karr sakta...He is weird and has weird ways of taking one's ass (no homosexual connotation here, this is just a metaphor). So on the same note, sharma is slimiest and most harami. He tops my list and would continue to do so till he drops me from his list, in that case we both can mutually decide upon kaps, our bitch, available to anybody, anytime.
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I wont correct the blog but highlight the correction here. Its "flair" not "flare".
Thx sachin for pointing out.. Now I really wish I had a flare to let u know how i feel abt it...
This is a guy traumatized by Sharma which even lead him to mix up the following, by the power of clarity given to me I would like to correct-
Jat's the smart guy
Chadha is the one of 'spirits'
You have to be really dumb to miss that :)
Remember the days Jat ek chanchal hiran kee tarah baat baat pe ground mein bhaagne lagta tha... Uss karan maine usko guy with spirit kaha...
But you are right, chadha the Chemist is the guy with spirits. The correction would be..
Chadha and his 'spirits'
Jat and his 'milk'
well m sorry to say that vasu is the dumbest of all for not getting prashant's comments .........:-)
kabhi kabhi apni line of thinking khane peene ki cheezon se hata kar bhi socha kar
n where is srivastava in ur details ....????
srivastav iss layak nahi kee uska mention kiya jaya....
aur tu bata khaane peene ke alawa aur koi kaam hota bhi hai...
I know my friend. But at the same time I would say this is not written in the best of spirits. Stolen from Sumit Swaroop's book. What to say mere dost Vasu...tune kuch soch samajh ke hi nahin likha hoga...
Srivastav retaliate bahut karte ho tum. Tumhe iss liye nahi dala kyonki mere paas sabd nahi the tumhe describe karne ke liye.
Aur yeh jaat ladai karwa raha hai, yeh tumhe nahi dikh raha.
yeh lo kar lo baat ....
kisi ki galtiyaan sudharne ki koshish karo to use lagta hai ki ladai karwaii jaa rahi hai .....
vasu bahut harami hai ....:-)))
Vasu... One who ignores Srivastav ultimately finds a place right under his scrotal sac...(from first hand experience)...
Kindly prepare accordingly!!!
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